In late-stage capitalism, the only way to make a successful business is one of the following items:

1. A scam
2. Gambling

Gotta respect the honesty.

It's wild that Rocko and Ren & Stimpy we're considered "kids shows" lol especially Ren & Stimpy

I feel like you could say that about all of these.

gooning isnt just self satisfaction. its like, an unhealthy obsession with it. to put it bluntly its being "lost in the sauce" but on like steroids.

its basically an addiction

I think crypto rugpulls are the easiest to avoid. Some of them are so obviously rug pulls idk how anyone put their money in. Better off putting your money on a Kalshi bet.

I was more thinking these have the potential to turn into addictions. Putting an extra $20 on the game is fine too imo.

i feel like you can't have grown up in a smoking household and seriously believe this

Pretty sure that was why they were invented, cig companies made so much money

Yup. When vapes and ecigs started being a thing, I kicked so many pissy whiny babies out of my store on the daily for it.

Not allowed to do that at my current job.

Gooning is free and generally a 1 person activity.

I don't think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice

Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They've got good heads on their shoulders.

When dealers start offering buy now pay later we're done as a society

It's a better investment than kalshi. At least you can get fucked up on opiates.