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[–] 13 points 11 hours ago (10 children)

You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?

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  • [–] 43 points 11 hours ago (8 children)

    I don't think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice

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  • [–] 20 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

    Spoken like a true gooner 😭

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    I'll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it's excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it's not very conducive to a healthy sex life

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