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[–] 2 points 2 hours ago

hulk hulk go away

make it so i am not gay

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  • [–] 4 points 4 hours ago

    Reddit destroyed itself! They post horrendous and brutal posts that demand a brutal reply, but if you do, you are immediately banned by their “PC bots”! Sooooo played!

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  • [–] 8 points 5 hours ago

    They literally just banned Chinese Hulk from the Hulk sub.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    Hulk not good english have. Hulk white tho. Green 2. But white.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

    Bruce Banner is white, but he is not Hulk. Hulk is an independent entity from the other side of The Green Door that leads to the gamma reality and Bruce Banner became his conduit when blasted with grammar radiation. Hulk existed long before Banner. Hulk is green.

    Source: Am nerd, and also a huge Donny Cates fan. His Venom run is top drawer, I tell you. TOP. DRAWER. Seriously, though, it’s so good and did the characters of both Eddie and Venom so much so long overdue justice.

    Edit: There are also multiple different Hulks (technically the same psyche, but different manifestations) that can manifest through Bruce, so while Savage (classic/true) Hulk is green, Hulk, as an entity, can also be Grey, or a slightly different green with better hair and verbal skills, or a fuck-you-scary-demon-dad-thing, among others.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 hours ago

    Hulk very mean to him.

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  • [–] 37 points 16 hours ago (11 children)

    Reminds me of the guy who got perma banned from r/blender for commenting "Blendegh"

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  • [–] 15 points 8 hours ago (10 children)

    I got banned for racism for making fun of a nonexistent race. My comment was mocking racism.

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  • [–] 21 points 8 hours ago (7 children)

    I got banned for advocating violence against billionaires. I still do.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    All I can say is Muigi Langione.

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  • [–] -1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

    You typed out five other words, but I’ll give you some slack, this is the written/typed word and you gave no outline of how that works for you, so I’ll assume it’s just a verbal limitation, for now.

    However, if you’re not saying “Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi Langione Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi” like it’s that scene from Being John Malkovich every time you speak, and I catch wind of it, I’m going to hunt you down and fucking kill you for being a gods damned liar.

    Edit: it’s a joke. Also watch Being John Malkovich. It’s great. Easily a top five for me.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 hours ago

    Years ago - back when reddit was supposedly "good" in the days before Trump I got banned from AITAH for swearing because curse words are "violence." Reddit has always been ridiculous trash.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    I got banned for one of those "How to kill orphan after parent is dead" jokes in a programming sub.

    Which... the whole joke is that without context it looks awful. But also. Did the bot think I was sincerely asking...? I killed the parents but I needed Reddit's help on the next steps.

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  • [+] -6 points 5 hours ago (10 children)

    Ah yes.

    Because one user

    Made a post

    On a single sub

    And the mods caught it was a racist joke

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  • [–] 1 point 54 minutes ago

    My only post on r/Minecraft got banned because it was a "redundant post".

    It was a screenshot of a what I thought was a cool looking naturally generated portal.

    Reddit is the complete opposite of fun lmao

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  • [–] 1 point 2 hours ago (1 child)

    You're being down voted but I agree with you. u/danschneidersfeet? Clearly a troll account and probably not the first post from that account that violated the rules.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

    You are missing the point. The screenshot shows just one example of how lame Reddit has become.

    I, myself, have just came over here from Reddit because I've had enough of Reddit's bs.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago

    I have bad news for you. The biggest headaches of reddit have infected the lemmy-verse as well. The days of free speech believers making good things is gone. Because whenever they make something the self appointed nanny-state shows up and nose dives it.

    You will find many of the same kinds of headaches here.

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  • [+] -7 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

    Really doesn't paint you in the best light. When you're admitted that less racism pushed you off a platform.

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  • [–] 119 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    Sorry forbad english. Am Hulk.

    Hulk no like Reddit.

    Hulk SMASH Reddit!

    Thank.

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