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[–] 31 points 12 hours ago (11 children)

Reminds me of the guy who got perma banned from r/blender for commenting "Blendegh"

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  • [–] 12 points 4 hours ago (10 children)

    I got banned for racism for making fun of a nonexistent race. My comment was mocking racism.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 hours ago (7 children)

    I got banned for advocating violence against billionaires. I still do.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 hour ago

    Years ago - back when reddit was supposedly "good" in the days before Trump I got banned from AITAH for swearing because curse words are "violence." Reddit has always been ridiculous trash.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    All I can say is Muigi Langione.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 minutes ago*

    You typed out five other words, but I’ll give you some slack, this is the written/typed word and you gave no outline of how that works for you, so I’ll assume it’s just a verbal limitation, for now.

    However, if you’re not saying “Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi Langione Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi” like it’s that scene from Being John Malkovich every time you speak, and I catch wind of it, I’m going to hunt you down and fucking kill you for being a gods damned liar.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    I got banned for one of those "How to kill orphan after parent is dead" jokes in a programming sub.

    Which... the whole joke is that without context it looks awful. But also. Did the bot think I was sincerely asking...? I killed the parents but I needed Reddit's help on the next steps.

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