This one of them hard choices mama warned me about

I’ll take palico chef buddy every time.

I'll take the Cat Grill Friend.

Felyne every time! We can hunt for what we grill together!

I actually excel at cooking, so this is a no-brainer.

If cat girlfriend bites me, can I become a cat girlfriend myself? 🤔

Does the cat provide the food, or do I still have to buy the ingredients?

Is the cat girlfriend gonna be on time when I'm smack dab in the jaws of a Tigrex and I need a Potion? if not, I keep the cat grill friend tbh.

The left ain't anthro enough for me, so definitely a cat grill friend. Easy choice because then I'll have a cooking partner. Here's hoping it's one of those weird bald furless cats.

Obv the cat grill friend.

I don't even see a honeymoon phase with a cat girlfriend. Just a straight up miserable, destructive relationship that ends with a trip to an animal shelter a year later. I assume they'd count? Otherwise I'd have to disappear and identity change so they can never come back into my life.

Grill cat. Too gay for the first one; she'd piss me off.

Gaming?