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[–] 6 points 2 days ago*

Obv the cat grill friend.

I don't even see a honeymoon phase with a cat girlfriend. Just a straight up miserable, destructive relationship that ends with a trip to an animal shelter a year later. I assume they'd count? Otherwise I'd have to disappear and identity change so they can never come back into my life.

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