JFC. I just secured my ticket to hell with this upvote.

Jesus christ, lol

One of those comments that I don't want to upvote, but I can't downvote it either

Oof.

So i both agree and disagree with you.

1. Why are they keeping their old cum? That's gross ur right. They should be WASHING the cum rags between uses.

2. TOILET PAPER?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT'S SO CRUMBLY! SO SMALL! Evaporates into dust

Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and then deposit it in the toilet.

This one hasn't heard of the cum box

It's eco-friendly, more sustainable. Why are you killing trees?

I can’t speak for all guys, but I can easily fire through toilet paper and Kleenex.

Using sandpaper to jerk off is fabulous.

I mean there's no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren't jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that's how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.

Daniel Radcliffe once wore the same outfit for months to fuck with paparazzi. Because of the same outfit it would all look like photos from the same day which the paparazzi couldn't sell.

Same as wearing the exact same boring outfit every day so every photo looks like any other Wednesday

That actually makes sense.

MODS!!! BAN THIS GUY!!!!

Maybe he got a parrot, since that's where the poop goes too.

That’s not even slightly satirical, that’s been true for decades. Ever since the first pair of ripped jeans.

I got more compliments this week on my thrifted, white, Members Only jacket than I have on anything in awhile. Multiple instances of, "Is that Members Only!?"