So i both agree and disagree with you.

1. Why are they keeping their old cum? That's gross ur right. They should be WASHING the cum rags between uses.

2. TOILET PAPER?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! IT'S SO CRUMBLY! SO SMALL! Evaporates into dust

Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and then deposit it in the toilet.

This one hasn't heard of the cum box

It's eco-friendly, more sustainable. Why are you killing trees?

I can’t speak for all guys, but I can easily fire through toilet paper and Kleenex.

Using sandpaper to jerk off is fabulous.

I mean there's no law saying you have to use the same sock every night. Please wash your socks people, even if you aren't jacking it into them. Wear once, wash once, that's how socks and underwear should work. It also greatly mitigates the consequences of cumming in either.

Oh god, the shoebox. I have reddit trauma.

There was a comic book where a guy was gonna cum on some toilet paper, fold it, wait for it to dry, then use it as a knife.