Potato skins, potato cakes

Hash browns, and instant flakes

Baked or boiled or french fried

There's no kind you haven't tried

Woah, You planned a trip to Idaho

Just to watch potatoes grow

I understand how you must feel

I can't deny they've got appeal

You like them whether they are plain or they're stuffed, oh yeah

Better face the facts, it seems you can't get enough

You know, you're gonna have to face it You're addicted to spuds

Your greasy hands, your salty lips

Looks like you found the chips

Your belly aches, your teeth grind

Some tator tots would blow your mind

And you don't mind if they're not cooked

You need your fix, I guess you're hooked

And late at night you always dream

Of bacon bits and sour cream

Whoah, you like them even if they're lumpy or tough, oh yeah

Whee, It's pretty obvious to me you can't get enough

You know you're gonna have to face it You're addicted to spuds

I realized that my life had changed when I got excited that we were having potatoes with dinner.

This person has never encountered potatoes in their rotting form.

Samwise, when the fish is raw.

Potatoes and tomatoes are definitely some of the best things that came from the Americas. I can't imagine having to live without them.

The things I'd do for good poutine.

I don't really have anything to add, I'm just here to support the good cause of spreading potato awareness.

ANY form?

The international sensation Titus Andromedon??? Now I'll have Peeno Noir stuck in my head for weeks!

Literally if there’s tater based food I’ll turn into Titus for about 3 seconds and whimsically make them vanish

🥰

I unironically listened to the show's parody for "Hold Up" for like a week straight on repeat. Titus is love. Titus is life.

Thank god they are so delicious and useful that they are used quickly. It’s amazing how something so wonderful can become a Lovecraftian horrror when forgotten.

Does anybody else have an early childhood memory of being so hungry, and slightly neglected, the only thing in the dark kitchen pantry was a bag of raw potatoes, and long story short, you definitely know what raw potatoes taste like?

Gaseous form

All ways of being potato are valid