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[–] 16 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

You mean Nonstop Nut November? I do that every year! I'm always interested in novel ways to keep it fresh!

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  • [–] 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    Idk about y'all but I'm not fucking my hand when jerking off. More texture on my hand wouldn't make a difference lol

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  • [–] 6 points 11 hours ago

    Jerk off? During Locktober?!

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  • [–] 50 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

    I forget there's a subculture of strangers that decide the not masturbate for a month, in solidarity, for no reason at all.

    The idea that someone takes it so seriously that they include it under the Achievements section of their resume. And one day, finally, the hiring manager is a fellow cultist.

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  • [–] 25 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

    Funfact, it causes a small blip in the increased cases of prostate problems every year as well.

    Drastically changing your masturbation habits is apparently not that healthy for you.

    Upside the problems and pain it can cause also increases the amount of early discovery of prostate cancer every year.

    So people are causing them self just enough medical problems to go to the doctor to get their prostate looked it and finding cancer they otherwise wouldn't have known about.

    Downside the pain and problem your causing yourself and the fact it takes that to get people to go to the fucking doctor.

    For the youngins doing it, it's what ever. But for those of us with prostate and getting up there in years. GO GET YOUR SELF CHECK PROSTATE CANCER ISNT A JOKE.

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  • [–] 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    Thats actually pretty interesting. Do we know if theres an actual cause-effect relationship or if its just making it detectable?

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  • [–] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    When the trend first started it wasn't uncommon for some doctors to advise against NNN because of the trend and there wasn't enough data to say either way.

    The last year or two I've seen most consensus lean towards just making it more detectable.

    For some people the sharp change in habit causes pain, or other very minor medical issues. They go in and get an exam they other wise wouldn't. And thus more cases are found.

    Wether or not NNN is actively harmful is up for debate still with most studies I've seen leaning towards it being fine to minorly unsafe.

    But the amount of studies is small and the evidence very weak.

    If anything it just reinforced the growing trend to suggest younger men go get prostate exams sooner then the old wisdom suggests.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 hours ago

    Once when I was in my early twenties, I went to a doctor, and since I had heard about people suggesting this "prostate exam" thing, I thought it would be a good idea to ask for one.

    Well the doctor apparently thought I was too young to ask for a prostate exam, and so decided to go in hard and fast and without lube, presumably to "teach me a lesson."

    Well, lesson learned. I might never get a prostate exam again, and if I die in a few decades of undetected prostate cancer, it will be that doctor's fault. But that likely won't be recorded on any of the paperwork. Because why would it.

    Not sure what the moral of the story is, but uh, maybe don't suggest young men get theirs checked, because if their experience is anything like mine then they might never get it checked again.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 hours ago

    This person needs to drink more water. No comment re: their masturbation habits

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  • [–] 49 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    Wank me up when November ends

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  • [–] 3 points 11 hours ago

    Use tiger balm like a real man

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  • [–] 2 points 10 hours ago

    the gratinator

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  • [–] 20 points 19 hours ago

    Ribbed for your pleasure.

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  • [–] 12 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    Ever did the barbed wire trick? You start by wrapping your hand in barbed wire and then continue as usual.

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  • [–] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    Don’t cook your hand first, buddy. It feels the best fleshy and gooey.

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