I think it is time to roll out the ICE Annihilator 9000 to defend all children everywhere in the name of Liam Conojo.

To be fair, it does look totally badass at first glance.

Reminds of those pictures I used to draw of future vehicles with more huge wheels and tracks and sections than necessary. And there were usually laser cannons and grappling hooks on them.

This specimen appears to have neither a laser turret nor giant robot crane claw or saws mounted on it, thus, unacceptable.

Take it away, it offends me.

Woah I've never seen a fully rendered cyber truck, I always just see the ps2 model.

wake up babe, a new threshold for overcompensating just dropped

Needs some of those triple-wheels from the Damnation Alley RVs.

I personally know a guy who owns one of these things. He's a mid-70s white guy who manages money. He lives in Washington DC. It's the ugliest fucking car I've ever seen.

In the early 80s I would have thought this was the coolest thing and would have looked around, certain KITT must be nearby. I guess some people never grow out of the toddler fascination for BIG TRUCK.

https://www.soflocustom.com/inventory/custom-lifted-apocalypse-juggernaut-1c6srfu98rn151881/

19,666 miles, used, $251,746.99

Brought to you by the people who wanted to ban games like Carmaggedon.

It looks kinda cool though.

The Compensator.

In fairness I would have thought this looked cool... When I was 12.

However, it's almost a certainty that a "regular" truck could out perform this thing in every metric.

Its notoriously difficult to get the dual rear axles to provide a meaningful benefit to traction and even load capacity.

However, there will be a huge hit to economy, weight, acceleration, and handling.

In summary it would be an absolute pig to own.

The Canyonero was ruled unsafe for highway or city driving by the Federal Highway Commission.

Such a wanton disregard for others is a clear manifestation of a DSM condition that should be treated.

More like the penis pump 9000

I just love the fact there's a Smart Fortwo in the space next to The Compensator

All that, just to never even leave the 5 mile radius around their home, probably.

Insane the things people would rather have than money.

dual axles to haul the heaviest of insecurities and crushing debt

Agreed.

The only plus here is that things like that are becoming cost-prohibitive to drive thanks to the scarcity of fuel and subsequent price gouging, but I can't imagine the tiny peen syndrome required to make a vehicle like that attractive to a reasonable, grown man.

That's something I would have used for my game idea called "Evil Car", a car racing game, where you fuel cars with the blood of orphans, and tune them by sacrificing cute puppies and virgins to it.

I've never seen anything this ridiculous in person, but I've seen plenty of dumb trucks. Things like maybe lift kits and low profile tires, wheels kicked out to the side...so setup for off-road but with zero grip, shit turning radius, wobbles on the highway, and also shit for towing.

The one that kills me is $80k trucks in the trailer park. Spend your money how you want, but it seems crazy to have a rapidly depreciating vehicle that's worth more than your home.

There must me an easier way to prove how big your dick is.