Unlike the other re-naming projects which were just Google and Apple changing the names on a couple maps, millions of people actually live in New Mexico. There's a huge bureaucracy built using that name. Just the sheer logistical hurdle of changing all the letterhead and flags makes this is non-feasible. Trump can rage all he wants but there's no way this goes through because it's too much work. America doesn't make anything any more, everybody is a lazy failchild imposter. We can't do it. We can't change all the paperwork.
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- The Gulf of America
- Lake America
- Super Intelligence
- New America
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Oh shit! We're not York or Jersey either! So...let's see...New America, Newer America, and Newest America! Yeah, I like the sound of that!
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What’s the new abbreviation gonna be?
NA
Well, it needs one, doesn’t it?
Or course
So what’s it gonna be?
NA
So the abbreviation is not applicable?
Oh, it’s very applicable
Okay then what is it?
NA
come get your warmed-over reruns ya fuckin hogs
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Did we call it?
I think we called it
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I'm going to assume this isn't real. However, the idea that more nationalism is the key to resolving your material problems is very on-brand for really any prominent American politician.
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We are not Mexico, we are the United States of America! The name would add great value and prestige to the State! Home Values and Incomes would rise, and you would be even prouder while saluting our beautiful American Flag! Maybe even the Crooked Elections, that New Mexico is known for, would become honest again!
Oh my gooood dude, just call it New America and shut up
Someone tell him that nearly every major city has a Chinatown.
His team must be having election problems. Lemme see.....
Well what if I just rename you to New America!
This fucking guy
absolutely sauceless
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