Too much personality.

She is more attractive than the others. She is who she says she is. This is leagues better than all the previous ones.

Not enough plastic and her makeup looks too natural

I would have also accepted this

The most competent press secretary the administration has had so far!

Mar-a-lagoooooooooo face

Let's see the lettuce hold up against this one.

I hate to objectify a woman but she's the prettiest one so far.

the cross was a nice touch.

The most important thing that a woman press secretary under Trump must possess, is a certain look that implies that they are sexually available to the President and this one perfectly fits the description.

Close her mouth, I can SEE Putin's hand.

Finally, one that matches up with how much actual information we get out of the administration. And her voice isn't annoying.

I’m soo scared it could be actually a thing.

This legit made me burst out laughing

They're the same picture.

Maria Lago

trumps slurred voice The new secretary is the best secretary this great country ever had. She has a beautiful beautiful head and a strong head and she can give... so much! She also has alot in her head, especially when we meet. Our meetings are always fruitfull and i often feel lighter... creepy grin than before.

Also look at her hands everyone. Tiny strong hands... moving this countries'... this great countries'... columns... this countries' great pillars...

dementia kick People often ask me why things are so bad in this country. Actually my milk in the fridge just went bad this week. Thanks sleepy Joe Obama for printing best before dates on milk. When i was young.. milk didnt go bad? pfft. This was because they did not print dates on the packages! gets scuffled off stage by his security

She has just as much in her head as any of the others.