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Dude. This happens even to me on a regular basis. Why look for made up issues, when it is so easy to find real issues?
TIL Neurotypicals are able to remember how many weeks ago something occured.
with one user labelling him “Dementia Donnie”
Just one? People have been calling him this since his first term.
FFS an entire article about his mental decline at the rally and didn’t even mention as he left, he wandered right by the limo door being held open for him and into an empty field before being herded back by a gaggle of panicked agents.
Did you see video of this? I'll look for it if you can give me a hint where you saw it.
He looks like he's already had at least one minor to moderate stroke
i for one can't wait for the first official TFFD-- trump's finally fucking dead day, already my favorite holiday, which i may extend to at least a week of celebration
I'll be doing the safety dance (stare at your hands, then realize everyone else who's dancing is a friend)
I've already debated whether I should buy the champagne now in case of a shortage or wait.
I've decided to try to contribute to the sales stats of that day.
Buy one now AND then, that's my plan.
A stroke would be OK too.
I think the only fear here is that he dies before the elections, and the conservatives get some kind of sympathy bump instead of him being alive dragging them down....
I don't think it gets sympathy, but apathy. "Trump was my guy, no point in voting now. Might as well stay here and drink."
I could be wrong, but I'd love to be presented with empirical evidence of that. I'd have the biggest grin while congratulating you on your prognostication.
He's going to live a lot.longer than you think. And if you think he's just going to pack up his classified documents and leave the Shite House in 2029, you're very mistaken.
They're gonna Mitch McConnell him for as long as they can.
The year is 2032. The crowd is gathering for God Emperor Trump's birthday parede. Not voluntarily, but at least they get beer and a desiccated burger. The organizers are doing their best again to make the Emperor presentable. The orange makeup covers a lot, and the smell has been gone for a couple of years now. Still, their hearts tremble when the handwaving mechanism kicks in. People need to see Dear Leader strong, to forget the war that has been ravaging the Mid-Western states. The parede ends well, no body parts have been flung this year. People shuffle back to their buses, savoring the rare taste of beer in their mouth. Many of them take the burger in their pockets back to their kids in the barrack. It will be a good day for them too! Long live the Emperor!
See, I think after the midterms they are going to kick him out for Vance and try and parlay the next two years into 2 presidential terms for him.
The theory I read a while back was they will ride trump until it's less than 2 years remaining and then boot him. That way they get 2 years of Vance and then a potential 2 more elections with him.
It's like January 23rd 2027 or something... Anytime after that trumpkin can be bounced and Vance is eligible for 2 terms
At least we won't have to hear his stupid dementia rambles any more..
There are dozens of things a day to criticize him for, a minor misstatement like this is not one. This is clickbait garbage.
Yes, let's all give him the benefit of doubt he himself gives so freely.
i can, and will, criticize, ridicule, mock, shit on, etc this fascist nazi rapist loser for dozens of things and this. it's not difficult.
i say bring on all the "clickbait garbage." if it's shining light on trump's asinine incompetence and lack of fitness to serve, then it's not garbage. yea, sure, anyone could mistake 3 weeks ago for last week. i don't care. fuck trump
Informal poll for the commenters: how long do you think the WH will insist he's alive after he dies? Whenever that day happens, they'll say he's in perfect health until its impossible not to. But how long will it take?
I think at least a week.
Even this level of hope doesn't justify a link to the Express. Some publications should always be ignored.

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