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[–] 1 point 8 hours ago*

Did people clapped?

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  • [–] 36 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I'm not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.

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    [–] 113 points 3 days ago (9 children)

    Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.

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    [–] 15 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top

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  • [–] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.

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  • [–] 65 points 3 days ago (8 children)

    Sounds like a linkedin lunatic

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    Sounds like a manosphere influencer.

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    I didn't know Chili's had a VIP section. Then again I'm a poor unambitious schlub.

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  • [–] 36 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€

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    [–] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    My favorite meme is "14 beers at chili's" and they do not have a VIP section.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 days ago

    Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago (9 children)

    Successful people aren't eating at Chili's, lol

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    [–] 21 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    He also got the "2 can dine for $10.99 $25.99" and ate it all.

    -price reflects adjustment for inflation.

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    [–] 17 points 3 days ago (9 children)

    Ah. See. Usually it's my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.

    I'm no longer allowed at outback.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago

    Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago

    "...sir."

    How you know it's fake. No one calls a human in a Chili's "Sir."

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