Psh, easy. One fifth of a chicken nugget and two bags of rat poison.

Someone hasn't seen the price of nails recently...

Dog food, delicious!

Good and cheap is a free cookbook based on the food stamp budget of $4 per day. It’s a free pdf from many sources including the authors website if you sign up for a newsletter or something and paper copies are very inexpensive.

My dog would be thrilled about a three-cans-of-wet-food meal.

Pedigree for 1$ not even in your wildest dreams

Dogfood would be $3.01

You can get dog food for $1 a can? Please let me know where, best I can find is $3.

Worth mentioning that RatX is corn gluten meal and salt, it is harmless to humans.

I'd take the rat poison. It's gonna give me food poisoning, true. But at least it's honest about it. With the other "foods" you'll get food poisoning too, but they don't sell themselves as poison, so I find it dishonest and not worth of my money.

That avocado has 2 weeks before it's ripe

Price of dog food really depends on the size of the dog, errr human. If you’re tall, the food budget is automatically higher. And that dog food looks wet, which is pricier than kibble. Perhaps tall people need to soak their kibble in water, to balance their budget. Short people get the privilege of eating wet food, which is tastier. Not that I’ve tried or anything.

three orders of nails please. i already drank a cup of ratx

I take the salmon and remove the nails and rat poison from it.

Rice, beans, and onions have been banned from the chat

Sell my bucket of rusty nails, buy some bacon

You can definitely get 3 bullets for a dollar in case two are duds

3 onion rings

Beef jerky + chicken nuggets.

$3 per person for a family of 3.

But l get your point.

If I have an avocado + rat poison and I throw it up, I get $2 back after the restocking fee, right?

nails nails nails

Can of dog food. A sizable blunt object to attain the rest.