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[–] 5 points 1 day ago

actually that looks kinda ok, i've seen worse. maybe a bit heavy on the animal-products side of things.

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  • [–] 3 points 22 hours ago

    That needs waaayyy more rashers and at least one more egg.

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  • [–] 1 point 22 hours ago

    Somebody put all the toxic foods Americans had to eat in a pic.

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  • [–] 1 point 23 hours ago

    One single egg seems like a weird quantity of egg

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  • Unironically, this breakfast is awesome.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Needs tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding and toast. Maybe some form of potatoes. This is like discount full English breakfast.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 days ago (7 children)

    Looks pretty good to me, just needs some potatoes.

    I spent a 10 day vacation in England and one of the biggest myths ever told is that English food is bad.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    A full English breakfast is one of life's greatest joys.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Only outperformed by a full Scottish.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Hey, we Europeans are the only ones allowed to bully UK.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Ew what atrocity. Doesnt even contain azodicarbonamide and potassium bromate, we Americans eat!

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  • [–] 0 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    You're about as american as a bargain bin SSD or a plastic fiber shirt. You support the same policies as Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin and you have an EU flag on your profile.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 hours ago*

    Proud of you skill opening people's profiles. Maybe your smooth brain isn't that much of a problem to get along with motorical tasks you had to suffer through when making 2 clicks :/

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  • [–] 10 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Would demolish without a second thought!

    Source: am high

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago

    Having had a Full English, this one’s a bit short…but I’d eat it all. Looks great.

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    My only concern is that you just know this was like £18

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    If I ate that much breakfast I'd be heading back to bed.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Don't knock it till you try it

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  • [–] 0 points 1 day ago

    The breakfast and top gear/grand tour are the only good things that emerged from the english

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    French breakfast:

    1 cigarette

    1 espresso

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago* (1 child)

    I'd eat it. I just need a little more of each. And some toast for those beans.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    I used to think that looked boring af but grew to love it on a trip to England. Some hotels did it better than others. I also discovered HP brown sauce! Loved dipping sausage in that stuff. I even miss back bacon now

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    They didn't finish frying the egg.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    Eggs are best this way.

    For my Brazilian taste, it's quite ok, it's just missing some dry carbohydrates like rice or floor (do British people eat that with a spoon?), and some citric fruit. Also, not that much fat early in the morning... But it's quite ok.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago*

    Oi mate! I see nuffin’ in the wrong ‘ere! Proper ‘ome-cooked English meal innit? ‘xactly like me mum use to make!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    Personally I favour a scrambled egg, and you need some black pudding, toast, and hash browns in there

    Also don't tell the rest of Britain but I usually put spices in the beans

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    Beans on toast slaps tho, to the point where I’d choose it over a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity or — yes! — even a Moons Over My Hammy

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  • Looks okay to me. I think there should be potatoes and maybe tomatoes and mushrooms as well. But I would gladly eat that. ^^

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago*

    I wouldn't have minded it when I still ate meat regularly. The beans and egg are still fine, just add some toast and fried mushrooms or hash browns.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 days ago

    Do they manage to put blood in everything, or just certain things?

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