Notice that this is an "implies" relationship, not "if and only if." Implications are only one way.

"If I need to shit, I will go to the toilet, therefore me going to the toilet means I will shit" is wrong logic. You could just be needing to pee. What you are thinking of is "I am not going to toilet, therefore I must not have to shit" which does check out just fine.

Similarly, you can eat snickers down-way as you want. It does not mean you report memes. Tho eating up-way guarantees you don't report memes.

Also we aren't middleschoolers, you can like dick.

This comment thread restores my faith in humanity.

So many people proudly enjoying big veiny dicks on their tongue.

We should arrange a meetup.

I don't report memes, does this mean I have to stop eating my Snickers this way?

Meanwhile, neurodivergent people who find the shoe tread texture on the bottom the best part of the whole thing, what? Can't bestow pleasure on others? You deny us the opportunity to enjoy giving delightful, sensual pleasure, to someone with a four inch long veiny member? That's charity work, fella. And you'd be lucky to have your girthless 4 inches on the receiving end.

What you meant to say is that only Windows Copilot users report memes. They're beyond redemption, feeding a highly organized evil in our world.

Nothing wrong with enjoying veins, you prude.

The punchline is that enjoying giving blowjobs is a bad and embarrassing thing?

As much as I like sucking dick, big ol' veiny ones are kinda gross.

I don’t report memes but I still eat snickers like this in case I ever need to suck a big dick.

I don't see the problem here. Eating sweets is oral masturbation anyway.

Well now, looks like next time I'm eating a snickers (which I probably won't, because fu USA big sugar) I'll be reporting a meme.

Holy shit a good Mickey post. Is this because some jackass created a @Mickey7@wish.com knockoff and is running an off-brand shitpost community into the ground?

Reported.

That's where the chocolate is thickest - of course that's the part going on my tongue!

Ho I’m reporting this

Not even going there.