I have renauds syndrome where my hands and feet are usually dead blocks of ice like a corpse that the Donner party couldn't eat because it got too cold.

My feet are so hairy that I often wonder what utopia of a world I would live in if Lord of the Rings never existed.

I'm with you on being skeptical of the claim that hairy toes are a sign of good circulation.

Same, this is definitely not a rule. My extremities feel much colder than the rest of me most of the time. My toes are hairy because of genetics; I’m Middle Eastern.

I have naturally hairless toes and it has made several doctors check to see if I have diabetes.

TIL, you're dead!

Increased bloodflow can actually drop the temperature of the limb. For instance, alcohol might make you feel warm, but due to the vasodilation you're actually losing heat.

Same. My toes and feet are so hairy but if it's below 65 F my feet literally turn blue.

I just mentioned it elsewhere in this thread, you might have Reynaud's phenomenon. It's a disorder that causes the capillaries in your fingers and toes (and elsewhere) to spasm and constrict when you are cold or stressed restricting blood flow. I suggest you talk to your doctor as it can be associated with other conditions.

Asking the real questions!

Hair removal cream is the way

You say "not Asian" like being Asian makes you less hairy. We Indians are Asian too and sadly being an Indian woman means lots of hair removal.

Same. Virtually no body hair at all except junk. My facial hair grows really slowly, and I have toe hair. I don't even really have underarm hair to speak of. Also have gone bald.

I wonder if I am some sort of very tall elf/hobbit hybrid...

Yes, you are going to die.

i have hair in between my knuckles and the first joint the finger.

Lol I does sound like judgement doesnt it ? "This one is for doing not thinking, optimise accordingly"