Probably try to figure out what the hell happened. the majority of the population of earth vanishing would be a bit alarming

Hair color is easier to see from afar. That'd be first.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

• Emo Philips

I’d miss my wife 🥲

Check to see if the Asian people are still okay.

A more cynical answer is to buy as much property on the south side of Chicago as possible before the prices skyrocket.

Probably would go back to discriminating by nationality or culture.

Okay, aside from the obvious "what the fuck happened to all the people" racist Thanos snap of it all, my real question is this: who is left behind? Because "white" is a made up category. I have 2% African ancestry, do I stay or do I go now? I have some level I don't remember if Asian ancestry, less than 5 percent. I also have higher than average neanderthal DNA. Does that part count as white? They're likely European Neanderthals... Go far enough back, obviously, and all humans are African descended.

Where do we draw the line? Because honestly, if there's some weird racist god out there snapping away people based on their DNA, I need to know the rules so I can make proper arrangements!

It is hilarious how accurate this is. Coming from a predominantly white country, our peoole have their own way to separate us in groups and hate each other.

I wouldn't say that POCs wouldn't do the same. It is just the humanity like this. Any big group if people would find ways to be grouped and to hate other groups. Only small groups will be friendly to each other.

I can already hear this world's Charlie Kirk claiming brown eyed people are responsible for 9001% of the violent crimes.

Grieve my black friends

Find jobs for all the cops?

Only white people.

Asia: empty

Africa: empty

Maybe southern Europe also empty

Does this fix climate change?

In America, they would not have very long before they started having to forage for food.

A majorly significant portion of the workforce for agriculture are non-white.

There may be a few locations that can maintain business as usual, but the world is going to collapse, and it's not a question of if it's a question of when, and I'm guessing for most people that will be less than 30 days.

Of course I won't be there to see it, I will have been raptured along with the rest of everyone, so best of luck.

And covering women’s left hands for being too sexy?

Nah, more realistically they'll just went back to say Italians aren't really white, then irish people and so on.

I'm surprised the joke didn't go straight for gingers...

Where do you all live where there are only two races?

Funny how everyone thinks only white people are xenophobic and racist.

Well, in this hypothetical example only white people exist, so of course they will be assholes to other white people.

We do that already by hair color. Like, did you know red heads don’t have any soul? Just saying.

Business days? Do some folks think racism takes the weekends off?

This is confusing. The are more than "white" and "black". If it's only white people left, does that mean anyone that's not of pure European descent is also gone? Is there a fraction that's allowable? 3/5ths?

We'd be looking at a potential extinction-level event for Homo Sapiens, in any case. It would be hard to come back from that.