Needs a third panel where the conservative hurts their leg and all of the sudden they care about help for leg injuries

Republicans pass up no opportunity to deride the post office and they defund it/depopulate it every chance they get. I was just at the post office, huge post office in a major metro that's always been very busy. It now has only one of three buildings open, half the lights off inside it and one clerk at the counter. The line is always out the door. Meanwhile several people in line, quite obviously Republicans (old, white, obnoxious/noisy), are bitching and moaning about how shit the post office is. Republicans are stupid, shitty, worthless people.

Umm, actually all legs matter.

It is not the leftists who is going to Fox news to trash other democrats for being anti genocide and for wanting you to have free health care

You don't need them.... Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

Time to break conservatives’ legs

Leftists would have a battle to determine who’s left enough to help them and just never decide.

MAGA: They/them can walk it off. There's only 2 legs, my left and my right.

The USA has a one party system were our vote doesn't matter until we have a actual revolution nothing will change. End of story. Pffft "leftist" what the fuck does that even mean... I am a commie

The centrists and liberals are crossing their arms with the conservatives.