I grew up in a pizza shop. I have seen pies having sex in every position imaginable. Pizza on mozzarella. Mozzarella on pepperoni. Couple of breadsticks doin' an olive, couple of tomatoes watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.

I always knew the pizza didn’t consent.

"So what tattoo did you want today?"

"Pineapple fucking pizza!"

"Say no more."

I digg this lowkey

I mean, a bite of Hawaiian pizza is about as close as your taste buds can get to having an orgasm.

Not sure I'd commemorate it with a tattoo, but... I get it.

What a terrible day to have eyes

Stuffed crust

That pineapple’s cum must taste incredible tho

Aweful taste but great execution

Pineapple on pizza?

✋️😤

Pineapple inside pizza.

👌😌

That cheese pull though...

Thank God I'm blind

Pic unrelated.

This kind of dumb, horny shit is my level of humour. Where can I find more? There used to be loads on Imgur until they blocked the UK.

I think you just unlocked something in me...

So I had to ask...

"Pizza does not have a biological gender, but the word is grammatically feminine in languages like Italian, French, and German."

I knew German had that word gender thing, but TIL the French and Italians have it too.

When I, an autist, hear someone say “pineapple doesn’t belong on top of pizza” and picture what they’re saying in my head

Dat Sliceussy

I knew I'd regret looking at the comment section.

Dude needs to go to the gym