Pretty sure Jesus literally died to give everyone redemption or something and also said some stuff about rich people going straight into a ditch

This is why he sold the fish and bread. "If you can't afford to eat then die." - Peter 69:420

u.s. christianity be like "imagine you're in a domestically abusive relationship with the almighty, that would be so hot" but somehow we're the deviants

I'm not saying they were good for much, but I feel like a grand inquisitor from medieval times would have good instincts when it comes to the proper response to this claim that Jesus was the ultimate usurer.

Genuine demonic heresy in the big 2000s, oof

But seriously capitalist cults like this have to be destroyed root and stem, this shit is monstrous

lol, Amerikkkans are recreating Gnosticism, but adding "and that's a good thing!" after everything:

The god in the bible is actually a genocidal demiurge who will torment you for eternity if you don't submit to him...and that's a good thing!

Modern heretics arent what they used to be

Conservatives just invent their own reality if actual reality doesn't agree with them.

What denomination is this not blasphemous in? ("Americhristianity," yeah yeah I know, but this goes against most important American Christian theological movements too) The unworthiness of humanity, the fact that they cannot be brought to Heaven on a basis of "personal merit" alone, including faith as a merit here, but also require divine grace (literally explicitly "unearned reward") to go to Heaven is a core idea of Christianity.

Hope, Love, and Grindset, abide in these three, but the greatest of these is Grindset. -- One Corinthian guy, I think.

It's silly for me to ask, because modern Christofascists love "God's justice" as though His justice is His overriding organizing principal, which everything else is subordinated to, like they can fucking hustle their way to Heaven and the Covenant is actually the Art of the Deal. Absolute fucking freaks who willfully reject every good thing about their religion.

Dig up Martin Luther so he can read this and weep

Okay, I confess that I don't deserve healthcare. Do I get healthcare now?

Now I seem to remember Jesus's sacrifice being explicitly the opposite of this

Jesus flipping tables because he lost at Magic: The Gathering

What is he babbling about? Capitalism isn’t meritocratic at all!

Like how many times have the porks gave up the ghost that they care more about your pedigree?

: “It’s who you know, not what you know!”

Hell, the civil rights movement has only been in effect for a fraction of capitalism’s history. What the hell is he talking about?

Slaves, be good to your masters and look at this sick kickflip off of a merchant's table

Ruth 6:7

christianity is so wildly not compelling.

Clearly he’s been reading the Gospel of Supply Side Jesus

The whole point of the weird sacrifice ritual his dad made him do is that he gave his life. That was the point.

I see no god here.

"Our god sucks by any objective metric, but because a book I have not read and which denies all my claims says he is the only god, you must worship him or burn forever in the worst place imaginable"

"Oh? Okay. No thanks."

american protestantism is just mammon (and moloch) worship in christian drag

Proverbs 2:69

"Thou shalt spite thy neighbor and love money"

someone needs to [redacte] [redacted] this person to show them how much merit they really have. youknow according to gods justice.

what was the whole fish and bread wonder about then

I like to think Jesus would take the whip to freaks like this.

Jesus would punch this guy.

"Oh no! Its Jesus with the fold up table! How's he manage to swing it so fast with the wind resistance!"

Cursed are the meek, for their parents couldn’t afford a personal SAT test prep counselor.

"ye cannot worship god and money"

the core of supply side christianity is straightforward reading of the parable of talents where the master is the god, but all porky occupied christianities read it this way.

A capitalist god would have built a tollway between Earth and the Sun and he would charge the daisies per photon just to get the energy to bloom

Someone who is so bad at thinking critically and/or lacks comprehension, shouldn’t be posting their thoughts for the world.

it is easier for a poor man to smoke a camel than for a rich person to get into heaven or something

Yet if you tell them they don't deserve borger they get heated

Your head asplode

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