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I still remember right after he was shoot about that old dude that started screaming " i shoot him, it was me!!" he didnt do it and that gave the shooter time to escape, and he only did it for the love of the game he didnt care about kirk

On this kirkaversary we should all take a moment to remember what we're thankful for. I'll start

1. Charlie Kirk isn't out there anymore

2. Neither is Kissinger

3. 

Just heard "Counting or not counting gang violence" coming from my chimney, I think He is almost here.

Hunter Biden shitcoin rugpull on Kirkmas Eve

From Haus of Decline

Fondly remembering when the news broke and the discourse between "he survived and is in the hospital" versus "I saw the video and he's definitely dead"

we've lost the true meaning of the holiday

"Counting or not counting kaiju violence"

the right wanted this to be the Horst Wessel Moment and in doing so they ensnared the man's soul in the Digital Circus

On this day 25 years ago I got sent home from school early for some reason and I played StarCraft while my mom cried on the couch. Never forget.

I think the Kirkening and the subsequent Great Kirkification is genuinely the funniest thing to have happened in my lifetime. Happy Kirkiversary!

Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment

We will never know if gang violence counted or not.

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IT'S OFFICIALLY THE EXACT MINUTE KIRK GOT KIRKED

THE PRECISE 1 YEAR ANNIKIRKIRY

Dentist call the sucky thing "mr thirsty"

I just watched two owls fight over who got to sit on top of a street camera and all i could think was "wow, just like hexbear"

the alt of a user who ragequit the site hurls insults at the alt of an admin who ragequit the site.

an alt of a banned admin reignites a struggle session; zionist brainworms its kindling.

a fifth jack and coke downed as a post about an ex wife and a switch 2 drifts into view; a soft chuckle sounds, a hazy upbear's clicked into being out of lazy habit.

newest on the pile of corpses of threescore banned alts, a seasoned old troll pens accounts of a fake union drive to empty applause and naive meow-hugs.

Some Ambulance Chasers are lawyers trying to get an easy case. Other Ambulance Chasers are "journalists" trying to get a story.

I'm the secret 3rd kind of Ambulance Chaser. I want to fuck ambulances.

Happy 9/11 Hexbear cake day to me

we live in a world where the RNC is showing meat picks of Hasan Piker.

we live in a world where Hasan Piker is showing European Parliamentary politicians the meat picks of himself that were shown at the RNC

we live in a world where Hasan Piker is showing Jeremey Corbin the meat picks of himself that were shown at the RNC and Corbin's response was that he should've wore green instead.

I love and hate this worldline so much

we need something funny to happen tomorrow to get the trifecta

I wonder how the Shencomix patreon is doing at this moment.

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Im allergic to lavender so whenever I see it in something or even the word my brain's automatically like "cant have that" but it extends to the color lavender or even images of it so unless im actively thinking I'll convince myself I cant get a light purple shirt because im allergic to it or a set of stickers because there's lavender flowers pictured

Remember everyone: you miss all the shots you don't take.

They're firing everyone whonis still fully remote and refuses otherwise, bringing the hammer down to enforce the 3-days in person week "return-to-office"

This includes the second most senior SW guy on my team,who's been fully remote since before COVID.

In the same meeting I learn that the first most senior SW guy on our team is retiring next year.

Uhhhhhh

We've barely been able to keep our shit maintained for years now lmao this will be wild.

I have a foster cat now. I was a little worried when the worker at the shelter put on these big ol' mitts to grab him and stuff him in the carrier, but that must be SOP because he's the most docile guy.

i actually celebrate kirkmas on october 7th, im a orthodox kirkite

I can't believe people here are joking about 9/11. My after school basketball club got cancelled that day and you're laughing?

We have some indoor plants that I only water once a week (cacti and succulents), but when it rains outside sometimes I give them a little drizzle so they feel included. If I was stuck in a pot watching the rain outside I would want the same

imagining myself at age 80, sealed in a climate bunker, watching Turner Classic Memes, when the Charlie Kirk Day Marathon comes on, featuring an entire minute of memes per hour of commercials

TCGs from 1994 rule

very nuclear blast looking has the mushroom cloud and everything

And let us not for get how cool the original cover to The Coup's Party Music created in June 2001 was

Remember when the PdL ("The Left" party) saved Merz from further embarrassment after he lost the first vote to become chancellor by allowing a second vote to be scheduled the same day (instead of the next as per the existing rules)?

They justified themselves with such bangers as wanting to avert harm from Germany and not playing into the hands of the AfD, and got a good pat on the head by the bourgeoise press.

Well how's that going for you? Critical support to these "comrades" in the Karl-Liebknecht-Haus and at the Rosa-Luxemburg-Foundation for hurting Germany's and their own reputations.

not to dampen the mood, but does anyone else lament that for kids in 20 years or so, this holiday will be nothing but one big joke? they might even say things like "amerikkka deserved 9/10" 😔

clean glasses
vision immediately improves

Leaving your sheltered home life at your parents to be homeless in the city is actual life advice on this shit site

I'll give this to ai, it's made me appreciate amateurish, "bad" human art so much more. Now I relish a clumsily done painting or some bad singing, because I have seen The Void. Before LLM slop, I didn't understand why Dante depicted the depths of hell as cold and sterile. Now I get it.

Im wearing cotton gloves for my ezcema and typing this with a stylus

Nothing will stop me from posting