You've really shown your age with that reference.

excuse me i ordered an assoon

First rule of bandcamp, is you don't talk about bandcamp.

Ah yes. The lesser known cousin of the butt trumpet.

Advanced players spend many hours perfecting their tonguing and fingering.

Redundant, my ass already sounds like a clarinet.

This thing sounds like shit.

I played the ass saxophone in high school.

Nice reference

Picking out the splinters is part of the fun!

this guy brown notes

First we have butt tuba, then we have ass clarinet, what come next?

Is it...edible?

Asking for a friend.

For those who ask: Don't do it with a clarinet that is valuable, also do even more cleaning there.