Shoulda taken requests instead

I hear you and I like your optimistic and slow to judge take on it. But the keyboard commando in me really wants to lash out about the musical choice. But you have set a good example, and I will grit my teeth and follow your lead.

Solution: (but put some tape over it's mouth too)

We've already heard about Jesus, now shut the hell up.

What the hell? That deserves a fly-tackle, for sure!

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Pretty sure that’s been classified as an act of terrorism.

Or Freebird

Maroon 5 was his boarding group.

Bro should've known to start with covers from the Doom Eternal soundtrack.

I don't have a musical instrument, but if I did you bet your ass I'd be keeping it in my sight rather than let the cargo handlers beat the absolute shit out of it.

If overhead bins are for anything, they should be for important things like that.

The reason overhead space is so crowded in the first place is because airlines have created a perverse pricing structure which charges extortionately for checked luggage and encourages everyone to take the biggest carry-ons they can.

You’re kinda a dick if you do. A guitar will take up an entire bin that is for a row of three people.

If you ask nicely, you might get a flight attendant who can put it in the closet at the front of the aircraft usually reserved for business class.

Otherwise get a hard case and check it with your fingers crossed.

Would you trust your instrument to be stored under the plane? I don't have a problem with people bringing fragile items into the cabin. That doesn't mean it's his main character moment to pull it out and dazzle a (literally) captive audience.

I have seen instruments on board but I dont think you can just "take a whole overhead bin" without having permission to take something larger then a normal carry-on with you. I bet they charge you more than double what a normal carry-on would set you back.

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Flights don't get delayed because someone is standing or unbuckled.

Edit: to anyone that disagrees, you are wrong. I travel for work and fly all the time. There have been plenty of flights where someone was standing to get something as were taxing. And after the crew has walked by there is literally nothing stopping you from unbuckling. They don't even stay and stare at you to buckle. It's just a passing comment.

If you think otherwise you are wrong. I'm editing this because I don't need to reply and correct every dumbass that think they know better and have never fucking flown.

What, do you think the crew is just going to sit there when this guy is the only thing keeping them from leaving? As soon as everything else keeping them from taking off is resolved they'll politely tap him on the shoulder to let him know to put the guitar away.

Nothing ever happens.

The stages of forum disbelief:

1. Wait, some of this stuff is fake?!
2. That's fake!
3. That's fake too!
4. That's FAKE, well, it's a funny scenario. Who cares if the OP is fake? Look at the discussion it spawned.
5. Haha, another fake post, let's see what they're saying about it anyway, lol those silly fakers.

and then everyone fucked

Right. With today's coverage of events this would have been posted on tiktok and YouTube from 4 different point of views.