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submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Imagine if it was Wonderwall

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[–] prex@aussie.zone 88 points 2 days ago (1 child)

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 28 points 2 days ago

Denied!

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 child)

You're my wonder waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

https://youtu.be/z6iUOMNSxU0?is

Stick this on the rotation if you're ever drugging out with some pals. See how long it takes someone to notice.

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

Oh god that's horrible. I will 100% troll my coworkers with this. We routinely play music at our workstations via youtube since most streaming services are blocked. The second they turn their back, this shit is getting added to their playlist.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure that’s been classified as an act of terrorism.

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[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Or Freebird

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

He would get stabbed with a broken toothbrush

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