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[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I did see a doctor. I have Crohn's. I can't help it. Neither can an exorcist, though he did seem to give me more prostate checks than the doctor did for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What about the buffalo though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

His hooves didn't fit...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

More flushing.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In a field with buffalo? Where do they work, Yellowstone?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

That's apparently where their coworker thinks they are.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A doctor's handiwork caused me to start destroying the toilet. A sign like this? I'll stop flushing and leave y'all to deal with it. Instead just be polite and light a match if it's bothering you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Made me start destroying the toilet I thought I was clear

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

What did they do to make that happen is what I mean

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe they need a poop knife