this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Indeed.

Although risky.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Bottom draw , back left, just behind the jar of teeth.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Mind goblin deez nuts

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Yes, your head looks like a testicle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Wtf was that guy's name? Shit, he's asking a question, say something so he thinks you're paying attention

"Damn, that's sooo crazy!"

Crap, he's staring. Did I say the wrong thing? Fuck, say something else

"Sixty nine"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

You son of bitch!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Only when my wife’s away

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

No, you freak!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Here is a question for the mind readers out there.

Why do I have a face of post-nut clarity when I'm only standing here looking at you?

Trick question. 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Joke's on you. I'm not a superintelligent being with near-omnipotent power!

Wait...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You would like that, don't you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, I have a dick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Kind of like baloney, but with a gummy texture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

And now on the Mouse Organ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

In these comments: competing camps of potential mind readers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm autistic, I can't even pretend to read minds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)