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[–] 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you think a VPN keeps the FBI from monitoring your activity, I've got an incognito tab and a 'Do Not Track' checkbox I can sell you too.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    It's a "Don't make yourself the low hanging fruit" thing not a "If they're trying to eavesdrop on you they won't be able to" one and even then only if you're not using an American OS with built-in automatic surveillance or in fact any network connected product from any large US/UK/Israel (at least) Tech company.

    Even if the US Authorities don't give a shit about you, if you're running Windows, Android or iOS or using other products of those companies such as Chrome or their Clouds, you're automatically caught in the bulk dragnet surveillance.

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  • [–] 79 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    You are safer setting it to Epstein Island.

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  • [–] 44 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 child)

    The targeted ads are a bit on the nose there.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 days ago* (2 children)

    Fun fact: You cannot sign up for a MULTIVERSE account from an Israeli IP address. If you're in Israel and you want to sign up, you must use a VPN. This is to remind Israeli users that everyone hates their government and flag, and we'd all prefer that they adopted a different national identity. Some VPNs offer free plans that don't allow port forwarding, but do allow for social media use.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 days ago

    This is meme about proudly proclaiming that you trust a server in Israel with all of your internet traffic LOL.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Mossad watching everything you do.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Just watch the most disgusting porn that is not illegal.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Lights off, clothes on, missionary for the sole purpose of procreation?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Zoophilia isn't illegal in most places so you might want to specify.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 days ago

    I miss Pink Guy and the omniverse.

    HeY B0sS c@n I G3T th3 P0os13?

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  • [–] 9 points 4 days ago
    [–] 2 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    my interpol agent already knows when i really go off i'll probably have some kind of electromajigger to me so like, they got time. i ain't even got my electro to kajigger yet.

    interesting enough, there was interpol providing security at one of the food festivals i was at here in statesia. or they were posing as interpol but [iwanttobelive.gif] and the point is we don't usually get them out here.

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