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[–] 2 points 11 minutes ago

with alot of roids and peds of course.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 hour ago

    What a stupid post.

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    Google homeless man abs

    Constant walking, fasting, getting up with the sun and going to sleep at sunset... It might kill you but you'll be doing a routine whether you like it or not

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  • [–] 14 points 6 hours ago

    I mean it's fiction. That part isn't half as unbelievable as the cops and feds being the good guys

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  • [–] 21 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    This is just a trope everywhere and it's absurd. Like Project Hail Mary. Yep, a school physics teacher is chiseled and looks like a shaggy sex teddy bear dog. Just like every other physics teacher I've met. Yep.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 hours ago

    In the case of Project Hail Mary they have an "answer" as to why. The book directly explains it and the movie nods at it in a scene where he writes "Muscles?" on the white board, but its the coma robot, Armindo. It was meant to work their limbs and apply electrical stimulation so they wouldn't atrophy on the trip.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 hours ago

    So, I was watching 'The Getaway' with Steve McQueen. That movie was made when McQueen was one of the top box office draws in the world. He takes off his shirt and, to me, he looks a little scrawny.

    A while later, I'm watching a movie where the shirtless guy is supposed to be a middle-aged lawyer with a minor drug problem. Looks like he could throw McQueen through the wall.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 hours ago

    Actually infuriating is that this show is touted by anyone as “the greatest show on streaming now” or even “greatest show ever.”

    This show is popular because it has the moral intelligence of a toddler and stars a beefcake with way more charm than he has any right to.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    Maybe he has that mutation like some whippets.

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  • [–] 63 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    Yeah Reacher is just fantasy. He eats like a pig, never has access to a shower and he is built like Mr Universe.

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  • [–] 29 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    He does have access to a shower. He stays at motels mostly and very rarely sleeps outside.

    There’s no explanation for that body though as he definitely never goes to a gym.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    Um guys come on it is simple. he lives at the gym between seasons.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    The books have one or two references to him working as a labourer or other jobs between books.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 hours ago

    Labor jobs don't make you look like that. They make you hunched over and limping and kinda fat looking. Also an alcoholic

    Source: worked labor in my early years and finally decided to quit just as the hunch started to develop

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  • [–] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    [off topic]

    Here are a few book series that have a tough, lone wolf hero who actually seems human.

    Parker by Richard Stark. 'The Hunter,' 'The Seventh,' and 'Firebreak' Parker is a professional thief. He works with a rotating crew of specialists. Harlan Ellison said that the author was the best writer he knew of.

    Easy Rawlins and Fearless Jones by Walter Mosley. 'Fearless Jones' and 'The Devil In a Blue Dress.' Both men operate in LA circa 1946 to 1980. Fearless' adventures are narrated by his pal, a skinny bookstore owner who would rather avoid trouble, but rarely does. Easy is in more books, but they do team up occasionally.

    Travis McGee by John D. MacDonald. 'The Deep Blue Goodbye,' and 'A Tan and Sandy Silence.' Trav is a Florida beach bum who lives in a houseboat he won in a poker game. When his retirement funds run low he reluctantly seeks out crime victims who are unable to go to the police. A con man who isn't afraid of a fight.

    Any of these is miles ahead of any Reacher book.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    Hell yes brother.

    Richard Stark is a pen name for Donald Westlake. He wrote tons of really smart funny mystery novels including the Dortmunder series - Parker but a sad sack.

    If you like Parker you might really enjoy the Spenser novels by Robert Parker. He’s an ex boxer turned private eye that loves to cook, loves to read, has a strong moral compass, loves deeply, and was cool with gays and blacks when that was controversial for a Boston tough guy. His very smart girlfriend Susan is a full human outside of him.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 hours ago

    The funny thing is that the first Dortmunder book started out as a Parker novel.

    When the plot started getting too silly the writer realized that the Parker fans would hate the book, so he changed it to Dortmunder and Kelp.

    I won't say much but 'Jimmy The Kid' by Donald Westlake has a brief cameo by Richard Stark.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

    Watched it for the first time recently. I thought Reacher was autistic because he seems so socially awkward and has a monotone, emotionless delivery of dialogue.

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  • [–] 26 points 12 hours ago

    Hobo, not vagrant.

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  • [–] 25 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    I find the quality of the writing to be more infuriating, but you're not wrong.

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  • [–] 19 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    The books are fucking awful, so no surprise the adaptation would be too.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    The best way I've heard it described is like if Sherlock Holmes was written by Tom Clancy.

    Reacher is not a thinking man's story and comes with the baggage that the story is delivered through the lens of a stereotypical Republican hero, but I had fun with the TV show despite all that.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

    Have you noticed very few jacked characters lift any weights on tv? The only times I can recall a gym scene was on Brooklyn Nine Nine and Firefly.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

    Take my words for what they are but I knew a man that lived pretty much like Reacher when I was a kid and the man was pretty fit and muscular, only lean.

    The man would travel from place to place, doing odd jobs, working in the fields, picking fruit, doing welding and metal working jobs, etc.

    He was phisically fit. Not muscular like this actor but his body showed strenght. You could see the muscles contracting under his skin when he applied force to something.

    He stopped by my grandparents village one summer and stayed for about a month, working in the fields. One day some neighbour asked him to chop down an old tree and cut it into chunks to dry for firewood. He use a single axe to do the job. Every time the blade hit that old trunk it felt as if the ground shook.

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