How often have you heard, ‘whale loneliness is one of the great social problems of our time’?

I haven't heard it a single time.

And enough of the 'whale fucking is non-consensual' bullshit. A Humpback whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual

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[–] 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

it’s an every animal loneliness epidemic because of late stage capitalism they are trying to sell as oppression aimed at whales.

it’s oppression aimed at animals.

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  • [–] 3 points 19 hours ago

    Every Sperm (whale) is sacred.

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  • [–] 3 points 21 hours ago

    We need a dictatorship to enforce equal access to the beach for all sea lions and not just the big scary one with a loud bark

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  • Why should i care about some fincels

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-hertz_whale

    The 52-hertz whale, colloquially referred to as 52 Blue, is an individual whale of unidentified species that calls at the unusual frequency of 52 hertz in the north Pacific Ocean between Aleutian and Kodiak Islands to the California coast. The whale itself has never been sighted: it has only been heard via hydrophones, but its call has been detected since the late 1980s in a pattern that matches the migration of the blue whale and the fin whale. Those species call at 10 to 39 Hz and 20 Hz respectively. Described as the "world's loneliest whale", it appeared to be the only individual emitting a whale call at this frequency.

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  • i've seen that documentary, there was a space probe and nuclear wessels.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Like, theres that one really lonely whale, but is it really an epidemic?

    Maybe the 52 hz whale is a real piece of shit personality-wise, and that's why all the other whales avoid them? The annoying, high-pitched voice is just a red herring.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 day ago

    It could be a crank who thinks it can talk to aliens at a special frequency. Someone who sounds like a rubber squeeze chicken and believes in weird conspiracy theories won't have an easy time making friends

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Ok I'm scared to ask what the original post was about

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    It was a post by Mcafee, the antivirus guy. Imagine Hunter Biden leading an apocalypse now cult in the jungle and you'll be starting to get a picture of him.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I don't want to join his apocalypse now cult, but like... I kinda just want to hang around and watch what happens.

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  • [–] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

    I don't recommend hanging around an apocalypse now cult unless you're some kind of himbo surfer dude.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I heard the ginger fucked a whale

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