How often have you heard, ‘whale loneliness is one of the great social problems of our time’?

I haven't heard it a single time.

And enough of the 'whale fucking is non-consensual' bullshit. A Humpback whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual