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I think the whale loneliness epidemic needs to be discussed seriously on hexbear (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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How often have you heard, ‘whale loneliness is one of the great social problems of our time’?

I haven't heard it a single time.

And enough of the 'whale fucking is non-consensual' bullshit. A Humpback whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual

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[–] 16 points 1 day ago (1 child)

Like, theres that one really lonely whale, but is it really an epidemic?

Maybe the 52 hz whale is a real piece of shit personality-wise, and that's why all the other whales avoid them? The annoying, high-pitched voice is just a red herring.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 day ago

    It could be a crank who thinks it can talk to aliens at a special frequency. Someone who sounds like a rubber squeeze chicken and believes in weird conspiracy theories won't have an easy time making friends

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