Yeah, Wayne be getting mad sun tanning in his Batman suit at night.

This is why he always goes out at night. No tan lines!

Why is this so funny?

Edit: i mean it on the way that I'm laughing my ass off and I don't know why. It's hard to type the tone with this sentence.

I’M BATEMAN.

Was he welding in that mask?

ok i chortled

"I just believe in unsafe rimjobs. Very unsafe rimjobs. By the way, unrelated question, you like getting your booty ate and have any gastro disease triggers?"

No he’s Bateman

Surely the black makeup he wears around his eyes must have some SPF.

I think he needs an ice pack, deep pore cleanser lotion, water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then an herb-mint facial mask for 10 minutes. An after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There's a FoxTrot Sunday strip that has this. Jason kept going to Batman films at the theatre again and again and again... his tan line matched what was exposed from wearing his cowl for a long time.

Wait maybe this is why trump uses all that fake tan!!

TRUMP US BATMAN!!!