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[–] 32 points 2 months ago (1 child)

My attorney has recommended that I do not answer this question.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Shoot a billionaire

    for legal reasons: "a billionaire" is what I call heroin.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.

    you need more than a day

    also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance

    you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad

    walk up to any old lady with a bad hip

    figure out if she has Alzheimer's

    if she does

    congratulations, you are her relative

    dig through her medicine cabinet

    look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps

    don't actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn't your last day

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Plan A: Mostly just play my guitars. Probably cook a nice dinner: steak, baked potato, asparagus, beer, ice cream. Talk about movies with my son (his favorite subject), and make sure to tell him that's he's the only thing that was ever truly important to me. Then I could go happy.

    Plan B: Go to the state capital, and take out as many MAGAs as I can.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Give away my stuff to people who could use it and then go to a bar arcade or something like that

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    weep and hug my dogs

    some of it tears of joy that it's finally over, but mostly not.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I’d try doing some Luigi shit

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Go-karts. Then sex, followed by more go-karts and pizza

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Freeze with indecision

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Go to sleep so it ends faster.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Same thing we do every day. Take over the world.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Back to sleep.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I'd spend half the day wondering what to do

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Spend it with as much family as I could, both human and nonhuman.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago
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    Go back to sleep

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    grab a sniper and get to work.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I wrote a whole thing and deleted it, but..

    Two chicks at the same time, dude!

    But, not really.

    One day is both too much, and not enough.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Probably feel relieved.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago*

    Well I'm away at the moment on a short holiday but without my wife and dog.

    So being unable to hold either I guess I'd get off the train and drink myself into a coma.

    Unless of course I can get home quickly

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I am already in line for the Swedish Air Force centennial celebration, I would still attend it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Eat till I threw up

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Get right with Jesus

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago
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    Run for Sanctuary

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    [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I'd do what I'm already doing today; spending a quiet day on the sofa with my wife.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I'd likely think about what I should be doing, not deeming anything I come up with worthy. Then I would get increasingly anxious about the time creeping closer and closer to the end until all of a sudden its here.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I'm on my way to my birthday party (the birthday is tomorrow). So I would try to ignore the fact that its my last day and party as hard as I can until I drop dead. But maybe it would be better to just cancel the party to save all my friends from the shock of me dying the moment they want to gratulate me.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Tidy up and prepare my stuff for family to take over.

    Write some letters to people I care about. It would be too hard to speak with them.

    It's too late in the day to fly anywhere fun, so I'd just watch my anime collection until the lights turned off.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Hang out with my kids all day. Luckily I'm doing that now so I'm good

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    hmmm. Probably a bunch of drugs, call the people I love. play some vidya games with some on-line friends I've grown to care about. Eat the most delicious foods, and lots of them, maybe even induce vomiting so I can eat more without feeling gross. I... really like chocolate covered pretzels and pizza. Go for a walk in nature on shrooms. Attempt to set up a three-way, fail.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Take a bunch of them with me.

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