No Man’s Sky… so I’m… fucked? Ish? I honestly don’t know.

Yoshi in Mario Kart World 🏎️

Considering

• I have unlimited gas for a vehicule I never have to leave,
• there are random piles of gold everywhere,
• I own a worldwide restaurant franchise - with an extensive menu of delicious delicacies - that serves for free,
• and a guy on a cloud will always fish me to safety if I fall to my demise...

The hardest part will be to avoid getting morbidly obese 😅

Does that make me the little android girl or the dude in the mech suit?

I think, either way, cool!

Carrion. oh god....

Bomberman. I'll have to be careful.

Silksong. If I've got the skills of Hornet then I'll be alright. I'm sitting on a bench playing the game on my Steam Deck, so I'm kinda already living the life.

Conan exiles. I built a quiet little town so I'll be alright if I never leave it

Elden Ring, definitely fucked, but I will return to fight another day

Project Zomboid.

god mode on. unlimited ammo.

I played Slay the Spire 2, so pretty fucked.

It was No One Lives Forever with the weapons mods enabled, so probably not too bad off.

Gonna have to lean around a lot of corners with my crossbow at the ready...

Star Trek Online, so the "main character" is just my self-insert incredibly OP starship captain. Where do I sign up??

I player left 4 dead 2 last night. Well, goodbye world.

The dark urge, as a warlock. Shit. Could be worse.

(Side note: I keep starting and abandoning Baldur's gate 3 because I really do not enjoy DND as a rule system.)

Peglin, which is a Peggle/roguelike... so (looks at stats) I have less than a 25% chance of survival, although I normally choose to make life harder.

Factorio. Very fucking awesome.

As a WW2 Uboat captain, it’s not great…

Wyll Ravengard

Likely very fucked

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Gamma.

I guess all I can do is sit by the fire, take a sip of vodka and hope it ends quickly.

Uptime. probably screwed, no food, no water, constant server hum, no bed...... But look at all that compute I can steal the RAM from :D

Palworld. Could be worse, I guess.

Guybrush Threepwood. Pretty neat.

Akito/KK from Ghostwire: Tokyo. Cool powers, but probably too many creepy ghosts.

Played Fallout New Vegas last Sunday.

My courier is female, nearly maxed special (may have used console commands), 3 level 100 skills, NCR, BoS, and Great Khans idol, slightly disliked by the Legion.

I also edited the run speed so it's slightly faster than most running NPC.

Yeah, I'm fine with this lol

Oh no, those funny things from Big Walk. I mean, I guess I'm now immune to fall damage?

Green/Female Trainer from Pokemon Gen1Recomp. I'm cool with that.

I am stranded on the icy northernmost reaches of a planet on the edge of the galaxy with two cannibals and a psychopath for company

Roadwarden, so I would say medium-to-high levels of fuckedness, depending on where I spawn in.

Oh great I'm a Ficsit pioneer.

Some random schmuck from Helldivers 2:

if I'm lucky I instantly die to high-explosives lobbed at me by my allies,
if I'm not I bleed out due to a random selection of two limbs chopped off by Dead Space looking mfs while breathing in unknown stuff that makes me hear inverted echoes - either of those in no more than 40 minutes from now.

Fortunately I wasn't wearing adreno-defibrillator armor, otherwise I wouldn't even be allowed to die for a while.

Avowed: My face is a tree but I have crazy powers. I feel like I'd probably be OK: I can already fight and shoot, add magic healing and a random assortment of powers on top of that? Yeah, I'll be OK.

I get to be a cool sci-fi like furry antivirus looking thing from Kila-Flow. Worst that happens is I get to retry from a checkpoint ( or beginning of level ) while running and jumping my way through every stage.

Better than being a disposable floating vehicle in Mindustry or the protagonist of Pokemon Rejuvenation.

Rocket League. What do I do now?

Project Zomboid. I expect I'll survive until I run out of food at home.

I guess I am The Lash now, because The Lash is of course the main character. (Deadlock)

I guess I am The Lash now, because The Lash is of course the main character. (Deadlock)

RDR2 and Ghostbusters crossover. Can I catch ghosts with a proton beam lasso?

Luanti Mineclonia, I just spawned a new world and i'm in an ocean on an island that is 5 blocks

Last video game I played was electronic Yahtzee so either my existence ceases of I continue being myself I guess? Depends on how the rules are interpreted…

JazzPunk.

I guess I'm living in an absurd android world.