Some random schmuck from Helldivers 2:

if I'm lucky I instantly die to high-explosives lobbed at me by my allies,
if I'm not I bleed out due to a random selection of two limbs chopped off by Dead Space looking mfs while breathing in unknown stuff that makes me hear inverted echoes - either of those in no more than 40 minutes from now.

Fortunately I wasn't wearing adreno-defibrillator armor, otherwise I wouldn't even be allowed to die for a while.