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[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like my job at a small full-house IT company. We did anything IT related the customer wanted. We got paid $1.2k by a rich guy to fix his son's Roblox account once.

[-] Loce@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

I've been worked there, for not nearly that amount of money :(

[-] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 22 points 7 hours ago

Eh I had a job like this. Was for a small company. If that was a large corp id say fuck no but if small company? Its fine.

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

Exactly. Company makes doors, by hand. 10 employees total and 2 computers. Easiest job you've ever had and you actually feel guilty every time they pay you for the first few months.

[-] noxypaws@pawb.social 30 points 10 hours ago

anything to do with printers better be 200k or higher

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

The funny thing about jobs is that demand for the job tends to scale with pay. Of all the IT positions in an office, the guy fixing the printers is probably earning the least.

[-] CleanPizza@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago

This is basically my current job. Almost the same pay (120k) in the Seattle area.

I work 50-70 hours a week

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

You’re worth $200k in that HCOL area.

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 94 points 16 hours ago

Wait this is just my current job but with double the pay...

fuck I gotta get a new job

[-] big_bangus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

same here, ouch

[-] parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 21 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, you need a new job. This is also my current job for not enough pay. You're getting shafted.

With that being said, this isn't really 3 jobs like the post implies. If you've worked with data integrations before, you know how SQL, APIs and cloud solutions interact.

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Shhh don't let hr know, or your manager

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 15 hours ago

Honestly, this is what we currently have at our mid sized company. We get paid dogshit, nobody has a dedicated position we're just all "IT" and we do everything to keep shit running

[-] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 55 points 17 hours ago

Am I crazy that those sound reasonable IT manager level things? If company size is 100-200 endpoints, the IT manager should understand all of these, if he/she doesn't, I would not want to work at that IT team

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago

There’s not enough hours in day to do all those tasks that this will entail. You’ll constantly be dragged between different domains nd have no time to focus on anything

Source: I’ve done this job before. Company wasn’t even big either. Just 30 people or so

[-] arin@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Honestly for 30 people it's understandable, hiring properly would be like 10% of the company already lol

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

When you consider that IT is used by everyone and often the entire company is built on IT and communication i would hire properly

[-] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Depends if the company is growing or just a small company

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 9 points 13 hours ago

You're not crazy, it's just that posts like this are generally tribal. Nobody here actually knows what the day-to-day of that job is, they just want a pretext to vent about their own experiences of being asked to do work that they didn't want to do.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

also potentially unpopular opinion: I've encountered about as many engineers over the years that were under-skilled for their positions, than ones who were competent. Whenever I see posters whine about how unreasonable the requirements for a job posting is, I always instinctively read it in one of the former's voices...

[-] xylol@leminal.space 23 points 17 hours ago

It manager level for entry level pay

[-] Auth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

110k usd is entry level pay? I hate america so much its unreal.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"Manager" in this context generally doesn't mean someone who has people reporting to them, it means someone who manages the IT. It can absolutely be an early-career role. See also: equipment manager, facilities manager etc.

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

I've worked at places with <50 people where the 2 IT people had "manager" titles, but they were just "the IT people" in practice - one handled user stuff, the other was focused on the client-facing infrastructure.

Our lone HR person was also the "HR manager", we had a single "accounting manager", and a couple more like that. Some departments ended up expanding and the "managers" did end up with direct reports, but that's kinda just how small businesses work, this posting sounds a lot like that.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 18 points 16 hours ago

Have you seen pay these days? Where are you getting 110k entry level?

[-] Whereismyholodeck@lemmy.today 6 points 13 hours ago

California has a minimum wage for software employees to be salaried and not pay them overtime (salaried exempt). It's about $123k. I've never seen an entry level position that didn't expect overtime, so $110k is actually low unless it's a part time internship.

Also leaving that link there for anyone who might have just discovered their employer is doing wage theft and owes them a lot of money.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

Ok anywhere with a cost of living that isn't California

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[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

P1: Printer not working again!

P2: Ah I'll go tell that programmer guy

That company, probably

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

“You’re good with computers, right?”

I swear these people probably ask their Uber drivers to fix their transmission because they’re “good with cars”.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 13 points 14 hours ago

Found the listing for anyone curious about the company. It's a recruitment company recruiting for a law firm.

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/information-technology-manager-at-bookman-consulting-4453231245

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 4 points 8 hours ago

I'm going to start a recruiting company to find this recruiting company a better job listing.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Surely a law firm can afford to pay each position properly

[-] parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

I've worked for some, and I don't think they get big money unless they are a big company.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

Probably. Also wonder if they're paying the employee directly or if the recruitment company is leeching a bunch off the top

[-] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 15 hours ago

I worked a short stint as a network administrator for a company I did not like at all. I figured it'd be a foot in the door, but boy was I wrong. I didn't last 6 months, I was doing work of a network tech, network admin, security tech for door locks and cameras, a custodian, and general computer tech in all that. It was a VASTLY underpaid position for the work.

[-] derry@midwest.social 21 points 16 hours ago

Meanwhile CEO makes 3mil a year while planning to ~~sell~~ merge the company with another one and get the golden parachute.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 points 8 hours ago

CEO gets the golden parachute, employees get the golden shower.

[-] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 27 points 18 hours ago

Typical of a 20-30 people company where everyone has to do different things.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 14 hours ago

Our client is a large Law Firm in Los Angeles (Sherman Oaks Area) that is looking to hire a talented IT Manager. They have an excellent culture and do a great job at retaining their staff long-term. This person MUST live in LA and be willing to be on site!!

Though it's not an IT company so their IT department may very well be like 2 or 3 people

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 108 points 22 hours ago

A German three letter agency had a similar ad. They were looking for someone who was proficient in encryption, hacking, protocols on Windows, Mac and Linux, and a few other things in that area. Experienced both in programming and leadership. And as a cherry on the top, this person would have to have knowledge about all the legal aspects of all of this, too.

All for a midrange bureaucrat salary. A security expert commented on this something like "if i had someone with that kind of skill set and experience, I would hire him out for a daily fee about as high as their offered monthly salary."

[-] tty5@lemmy.world 42 points 18 hours ago

Many years ago I got offered 20% over minimum wage to manage, among other things, all email servers of a large banking association representing >90% of a national market.

It was less than what a Tesco cashier was making in the area.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

When I was a student, I already had my Novell admin certificate, so it got some jobs on the side. Someone pointed me to a law firm where the owner wanted their PCs networked. We met, he showed me the list of hardware he wanted to buy - everything top notch, big server, new PCs with all bells, whistles and gongs back then, 19in rack for all the necessities, etc. That list was an offer from an expensive office outfitter he knew.

He "just" needed someone to install the stuff. I could easily have done that, but all he offered was a kind of internship. Oh what I could learn from working with top of the pop equipment! I told him I was here because it already knew everything that was needed. He then offered me that I could take the old PCs as "compensation".

I left, and warned others not to waste time with that idiot.

[-] tty5@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

And people still get mad when we give honest feedback about compensation.

Shout-out to the recruiter who tried to convince me to take a 60k paycut because nobody will pay my current rate ( the one I was already being paid ). I strive to reach your level of audacity one day.

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