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[–] derry@midwest.social 21 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Meanwhile CEO makes 3mil a year while planning to ~~sell~~ merge the company with another one and get the golden parachute.

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[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 1 point 1 month ago

CEO gets the golden parachute, employees get the golden shower.

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