Are the “Make America Healthy Again” folks still happy with their choices?

Those assholes won't be happy until we have a lot more people, including children, killed by their war on vaccines. Also, they want Fauci in prison.

Because they are very stupid people.

It’s not going to stop until the only thing safe to eat in America is Hot Pockets and Purina.

Republicans are now trying to make everyone crap their pants with a new product.

"One must not embarrass the King, we must make soiling one's pantaloons commonplace and perfectly normal to assuage the Royal ego!"

Can we just get a list of foods that don't have some disease all over them? It's basically just:

Pie

Salt

Spaghetti

Fish sticks

Sal Monella.. I dated his sister whaoaohhh....

How TF does Moringa powder get salmonella? Are we just spraying that shit everywhere?

Get some food standards, people.

Oh good I LOVE salmon!

time to start boiling everything again.

On the flip side, GLP-1s tend to cause constipation. It just evens out.

There needs to be a rule for tagging something that's not global or international. This is mostly about the tons of US specific things posted like nothing else exists, like this post.

Hampton Grocer has recalled its popular Lacnola Lactation Granola, after one of the ingredients, moringa powder, tested positive for the bacteria.

Moringa powder? Never heard of it. I wonder what it's for...

Moringa powder is a green superfood made from the dried, crushed leaves of the Moringa oleifera tree. It is packed with vitamins A and C, calcium, iron, and plant antioxidants, and people use it to boost energy, lower inflammation, and support overall wellness.

Oh, cool, a completely unnecessary supplement ingredient with a bunch of gibberish medicinal claims.

If their president shits his pants, others should do that, too!

The lady in that photo looks as if her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined.

Say the name "Francis Ford Coppola" before reading this head line to make it less depressing.

At this point I might as well make like a plant and do photosynthesis.

make every crap their pants

I can understand wanting to make pants. I don't understand wanting to make a single crap into their pants, let alone the idea of making every crap into their pants. It's just wrong.