▲ 202 ▼ Salmonella Has Now Come for Your Granola (newrepublic.com) submitted 3 days ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world 27 comments fedilink hide all child comments Republicans are now trying to make every crap their pants with a new product.
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (5 children) It’s not going to stop until the only thing safe to eat in America is Hot Pockets and Purina. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago Both of those things are made by Nestle or a company owned by Nestle, so, not a great prognosis either. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 days ago Bachelor Chow v1 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago I was going to say Piggy's gotta have his McDonalds so that'll be safe, but he already shits his pants so who can tell the difference? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago Soylent Green. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* welcome to Western India... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago Both of those things are made by Nestle or a company owned by Nestle, so, not a great prognosis either. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 days ago Bachelor Chow v1 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago I was going to say Piggy's gotta have his McDonalds so that'll be safe, but he already shits his pants so who can tell the difference? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* welcome to Western India... permalink fedilink source parent