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[-] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Women look at this apartment and seriously see issues with it?

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 hour ago

Just pick an accent colour that isn't brown and get a rug.

[-] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Is light brown okay?

[-] Beeen132@feddit.org 6 points 1 hour ago

Hey, that's where I grew up!

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 75 points 4 hours ago

Look at this guy! Living like a king with 3 piss jugs!

[-] reksas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

well, do you see a toilet? In fact, do you see a toilet in ANY house in zelda games? is.. is that what all the pots are for..?

And people do use toilets in zelda, older games are canon proof of that!

[-] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 41 minutes ago

One of them is obviously a cum jug.

[-] RustyLog@fedinsfw.app 1 points 53 minutes ago

Piss jug, Cum jug, and Rum jug.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

I hate when I mix up the rum jug with the cum jug. Mixing it up with the piss jug is okay though.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 35 points 4 hours ago

Keeping them right by the bed is certainly a choice.

Well…you’d want them nearby.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 59 minutes ago

Not if you're leaving them long enough to fill up three

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

he parties hard but he is responsible.

[-] blx@piefed.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

Most innocuous place if you had to hide your stash of freshly harvested human hearts

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 hours ago

Where do you think we got the idea from?

[-] Geodes_n_Gems@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Happy Cake Day I guess, I didn't know Lemmy had this feature.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 37 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Why is living simply and within your needs viewed negatively?

Meanwhile, having $1000 worth of throw pillows that are purely decorative, is some sort of achievement?

FWIW I live alone in a 2bed/1bath condo that's 1100 sq ft, and people tell me my place is 'too small' and I need a 3+bed/2+bath place that's like 1500sqft. Baffles me. and by people I mean, mostly women. Most men think my place is plenty spacious and great.

The house I grew up in was 1200 sq ft with 5 people. Blows my mind that the apartment I own is basically the same size as a house, but apparently unless I live in a McMansion sized space, I 'have issues'.

[-] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 hours ago

1100 sq ft alone sounds massive to me, and I'm a woman. I live alone with 2 cats in a 700 sq ft apartment and it feels perfect and even slightly spacious. I have a nice sized living room that houses my computer desk and my bookshelves, a largish kitchen/dining room, a big bedroom with a tiny walk in closet, and a larger than normal bathroom with a washer/dryer in a closet. I love it and I wish I could take it with me when I inevitably move away from the area.

[-] Curiousfur@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

I wonder how much of the gender divide just comes from social conditioning. Most women I know have been told from a young age to plan to grow their family and add people to a household, but most of the guys are expected to just exist until it's time and to then find a house big enough for (???) people. That being said, I think 2-Bed/2-Bath is the sweet spot for most people.

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

This is your home in Zelda: Link to the Past (on Super Nintendo)

[-] one_old_coder@piefed.social 8 points 2 hours ago

Metroid, the game where you have to save Princess Mario against the evil Sonicman.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

No phones, no TV, just people living their best life.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Say what you will but at least he keeps his lamp in an unlocked chest in case it's dark outside or under a castle.

[-] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, he lives there with is "uncle" and there is only one bed. I don't want to make any assumptions, but maybe someone should call CPS anyway...

[-] Carmakazi@piefed.social 10 points 3 hours ago

Families sharing one bed was actually pretty normal back in ye olde times. You'd even share beds with strangers at inns and such if you were traveling.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

the uncle sleeps on the kitchen table.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 21 points 4 hours ago

Where do you crap? Outside like a wild animal?

[-] yaroto98@lemmy.world 45 points 4 hours ago

The pots obviously. They're called chamberpots for a reason. The kid keeps breaking them instead of cleaning them out however. All because he found a couple rupees once that had fallen in while I was doing the deed. Well, I knew they were in there, just wan't worth trying to retrieve them, ya know? I tried telling him he can get the rupees if he cleans them out too. But he didn't listen to that either. I replace the chamberpots as soon as he leaves, but he just comes right back and breaks them again.

And he wonders why we are poor and his mom is gone.

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