Completely aside from all of the other ridiculous parts of this, how could you declare a strait to be a territory? Sure, there are territorial waters, but the territory itself is always the land next to it, right? Why not just declare Iran itself to be a territory and cut out the middleman, since he clearly doesn't care about losing a global war?

I think he is trying to fix the clusterfuck throwing rolls of paper towels.

Isn't it even more humiliating the USA cannot open or guarantee free passage "In ThEiR oWn LaNd"

Does that mean your child can get to be US citizen if you give birth in the strait of Hormuz?

He also deleted Qatar and Bahrain, his supposed allies, for some reason.

"I didn't say it, I declared it."

To prove how American and safe it is he should put up a hotel and go live there.

I see two more gulfs of America

Just declare Iran as US territory and have done with it!

Whoa bubba, take the meds.

Mordor is mine!!!

Greenland is saved! #sarcasm I wonder if anyone has done any planning or put any rational thought into just how this would work…that landing scene at the beginning of the move starship troopers is coming to mind. WTF

High risk/high reward anchor baby challenge unlocked.