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[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Quit the nonsense. It is plot armor

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

The universe seems to be as far as we know now physically infinite and homogeneous. That means all possible arrangements of matter exits. In any direction you can point there would be an atom for atom copy of the earth and it's entire history including a copy ofe writing this comment as well as all others permutations. There's no need for jumping to new universes at all depending on the nature of consciousness.

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

In a sea of infinite realities and infinite timeline jumps which is the original?

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 23 minutes ago

I sometimes think about this playing video games, especially Tomb Raider. The protagonist never ever failed. From their perspective they must feel invincible. Kind of explains Lara's cocky attitude.

[-] redparadise@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

Don't follow that to its logical conclusion, you are fated to experience the heat death of the universe.

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

It is more like an interstate with many off ramps: the road ends eventually but not everyone makes it to the last exit.

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 hours ago

Don't have this in the shower.

The stairs, however, have probably done me in dozens of times. I frequently say “how have I not died on these stairs yet??” As I nearly slip once more.

[-] blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 hours ago

Somewhere, somewhen, there is a version of me who made all the right decisions and is living a truly great life.

And everyday I give big props to them, while just doing the best I can each day and continue making questionable decisions sometimes.

[-] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 2 points 1 hour ago

This seems like the premise to an anime I haven't heard of yet 🤣

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

in/spectre comes to mind.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 52 points 4 hours ago

I actually think about this a lot.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 hours ago

Everything that can happen, does happen. Everything, everywhere, all at once!

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 52 minutes ago

And everything that had happened will happen again.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 27 points 4 hours ago

Anything that happens, happens.

Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.

Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.

It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

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[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 hours ago

Impossible since “Nothing ever happens”

[-] moopet@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Nothing happens at all

[-] Zomg@piefed.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Each breath is a whole different universe. Each version there's someone that just died last breath ago.

it's more like "one of me probably just died out there" for me

[-] dltk@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Solipsism is real amongst the fediverse shit posters

[-] moopet@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, we gotta stick together.

[-] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 hours ago

This is me, but for every slight inconvenience that happened to me. I feel as if I am responsible for my personal holocaust 😔

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Ever thought about the possibility that we are all moving through neighbouring quantum realities constantly but there was a point where the Mandela affect kicked in and a full branch of reality was lost.

[-] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Like layers of collapsing realities as the consciousnesses filter out to ones they're still alive in. Simulation is running out of wholly unique universes so it starts to let close enough do. Now we have to deal with Berenstain/Berenstein and people who have broken logic for this reality.

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Like when I before e except after c was correct except it never was and entire generations grew up spelling words incorrectly

[-] moopet@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago
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