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I got your 6-7 right here, kids!
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Diogenes: Behold, God!
God: eternal and omniscient.
Also god: surprised pikachu.
“Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you,“ (to aquatic life) “you’re cool,” (to last land animal group) “and fuck you. You’re out.”
—— God, probably
edit: punctuation
I like how God decided to ragequit The Sims game he was playing.
Man, what a shit deity. So much for "omnipotent" if he can't create shit he won't regret.
God: is all loving
Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood
Haven’t you ever played the sims?
"AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU"
He's still refining his prompts
Except we're stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird
"Getting"?
Who amongst us hasn't woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
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You could have easily cropped out the snickers part. Corpo plugs aren't really welcome here.
crop the snickers part, you got it
oh we've got an edgy one here
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Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.
A lot of people have jobs they hate
God predicted capitalism
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I remember a cartoon I saw in a magazine decades ago. It was 2 people, both obviously gods. The one that was larger and bearded was looking down on a smaller child like person. The child was showing the adult a planet he had created, (earth) in his cupped hands. The adult sized god looks down at it simply says, "And now that you have had your little joke....."
God
Regret
Is God's in-moment regret a part of his plan?
"I need to look like I didn't see this coming."
Genesis 6:7 he said, “I will eliminate man, whom I have created, from the face of the earth, from man to other living things, from animals even to the flying things of the air. For it grieves me that I have made them.”
”God works in mysterious ways ”
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Us too buddy, us too
Beginning of the book, he’s already done with us.
Some clever bastard figured out an exploit (buoyancy) and humanity has just been going ham on god’s plan of creating utopia since. He’s just been trying to come up with ways to wipe humanity without a full reset since and the fuckers keep out-engineering and out-breeding his efforts.
Sooner or later he’s going to have to eat crow and reconcile with the god of Jupiter or with Sol to either fling a big rock from the asteroid belt or send a giant solar flare. It’s a hard sell, though. After bragging for so long about creating life, both are a little sick of Terra. Besides, they kind of like that more of Terra’s insane little creations revere them than revere Terra.
Like a streamer who ragequits 90 seconds into his first game because he's not immediately goated at it
Tbh the world being God streaming a game of the Sims makes more sense
Being fair, I've only been here a little under thirty years and I'm already thoroughly sick of us as a whole. I can't imagine an eternity of it.
Not the fish though. Seems that God was an evolutionist and agreed the transition to land was a bad idea.
67!
1,105,185,179,339,051,069,340,904,821,109,256,497,792,958,645,880,288,624,051,564,500,008,100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ?
What about that number?
Too long
What are you talking about? It rolls right off the tongue
0118, 999, 88199, 9119, 725...3
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