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[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 86 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

God: is all loving

Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Haven’t you ever played the sims?

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 39 points 20 hours ago

"AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU"

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

He's still refining his prompts

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago

Except we're stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird

[-] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago

Who amongst us hasn't woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 19 hours ago
[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 14 hours ago

You could have easily cropped out the snickers part. Corpo plugs aren't really welcome here.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 points 10 hours ago

crop the snickers part, you got it

[-] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 hours ago

oh we've got an edgy one here

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Those flies totally had it coming!

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 points 20 hours ago

Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago

A lot of people have jobs they hate

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 6 points 20 hours ago

God predicted capitalism

[-] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf -5 points 12 hours ago

"bad mood"

Genesis 6:5 Then God, seeing that the wickedness of men was great upon the earth and that every thought of their heart was intent upon evil at all times,

[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Also god 'hell yeah chosen people, go murder them rats with no concern, strip down their girls and fuck em in the pussy holes!'

Only the shittiest of carpenters blames the tools he made himself, for his own embarrassment.

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.

this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2026
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