It's obviously about the political spectrum. They have tampons for left wing pussies and for right wing cunts.
Always knew both sides were the same.
Left and right fallopian tubes.
One goes in the left hole one goes in the right hole... Obviously.
Found the kangaroo!
I wonder why more mensing people haven't switched to discs. I see them more frequently for sale in a growing number of places. TSS freaks me out just hearing about it. Glad my lady mate went the disc route.
I was so confused by what you meant until I realized that people also call menstrual cups, menstrual discs.
Its for when lesbians try to beat the period level on co-op, so they know which side of the screen they get. "S" is for single player.
Left pussy and right pussy. Depending on which one is your dominant pussy that you period from.
So its like with nostrils, that at any given moment you have one that is more open and it switches every so often?
There is a lot of yoga about these.
Oh it's about which hand you use to insert them - like left handed vs right handed scissors!
The left one goes into the left ovary, the right into the right ovary. S is for "straight ahead".
Omg it all makes sense now
TIL
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I read an interview with an escort with two vaginas. She used one for business and one for pleasure. No joke. 😅
Seriously, I wanna know. Is it size? Or… flow?
it's about the flow. L stands for Light, R is Regular
Tampons wick away fluid, it's their primary purpose. Vaginas are never meant to be dry. If you wear a tampon that is designed to wick away a lot of moisture on a low flow day it will dry you out which may cause an infection and lead to toxic shock syndrome - TSS. The L is low, R is regular, but higher ones exists. The goal is to use the lowest absorbancy necessary.
I assume it's for Large, Regular, Small
Why make a random guess if you don't know? 😅 you can just wait for a woman who knows to give the actual answer lol
I love people coming in, apparently with no knowledge, and giving an incorrect answer. This wouldn't even have been hard to look up, but you just couldn't help but assume you were correct, just like the person in the OP.
I think it's more fun to see people's creative answers and get a good chuckle.
It is funny, just like the OP. Part of why it's funny is that people can be so wrong but assume they're right enough that they want to share with the world. I'm glad they do, but it's crazy to me.
S is for Super, not small. Light, regular, super, etc. It's for flow, not for size.
I always found "super" pretty funny.
"So how's your period flow?"
"Super!"
Kinda expect the next option to be "magnificent", "über" or something like that.
Is it an american thing? Pretty sure in Australia it's "heavy".
Super would be weird, as you say.
Super absorbancy or something along those lines.
It explains the absorber rather than the flow. I've mostly stared at pads my life, but it's the same wording
Just for context I'm Danish, so it's not just an American thing
It's good we have you here. Your ability to use context clues really came in clutch. Don't have to worry about finding someone who uses these alien devices to explain them.
I kind of needed it cause i never hear "regular" as a size, only "medium", so i was hung up on the R
It is incorrect. Light, regular, super, not large, regular, small.
one screws in clockwise and another anticlockwise
Which one to use depends on which hemisphere you were born, of course.
I believe in this context it's femisphere
And the phase of the moon.
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