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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 14 points 4 hours ago

It's obviously about the political spectrum. They have tampons for left wing pussies and for right wing cunts.

[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Always knew both sides were the same.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 7 points 5 hours ago

Left and right fallopian tubes.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

One goes in the left hole one goes in the right hole... Obviously.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

Found the kangaroo!

[-] Alph4d0g@piefed.social 3 points 5 hours ago

I wonder why more mensing people haven't switched to discs. I see them more frequently for sale in a growing number of places. TSS freaks me out just hearing about it. Glad my lady mate went the disc route.

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 hour ago

I was so confused by what you meant until I realized that people also call menstrual cups, menstrual discs.

[-] petrichornetrainfall@piefed.social 33 points 10 hours ago

Its for when lesbians try to beat the period level on co-op, so they know which side of the screen they get. "S" is for single player.

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[-] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 97 points 12 hours ago

Left pussy and right pussy. Depending on which one is your dominant pussy that you period from.

[-] four@lemmy.zip 19 points 9 hours ago

So its like with nostrils, that at any given moment you have one that is more open and it switches every so often?

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 hours ago

There is a lot of yoga about these.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Oh it's about which hand you use to insert them - like left handed vs right handed scissors!

[-] Waldelfe@feddit.org 106 points 14 hours ago

The left one goes into the left ovary, the right into the right ovary. S is for "straight ahead".

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 19 points 13 hours ago

Omg it all makes sense now

[-] gilarelli@jlai.lu 13 points 14 hours ago
[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

I read an interview with an escort with two vaginas. She used one for business and one for pleasure. No joke. 😅

[-] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 32 points 13 hours ago

Seriously, I wanna know. Is it size? Or… flow?

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

it's about the flow. L stands for Light, R is Regular

[-] Doom@lemmy.world 60 points 9 hours ago

Tampons wick away fluid, it's their primary purpose. Vaginas are never meant to be dry. If you wear a tampon that is designed to wick away a lot of moisture on a low flow day it will dry you out which may cause an infection and lead to toxic shock syndrome - TSS. The L is low, R is regular, but higher ones exists. The goal is to use the lowest absorbancy necessary.

This page has a pretty good article about it.

[-] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 25 points 13 hours ago

I assume it's for Large, Regular, Small

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Why make a random guess if you don't know? 😅 you can just wait for a woman who knows to give the actual answer lol

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 hours ago

I love people coming in, apparently with no knowledge, and giving an incorrect answer. This wouldn't even have been hard to look up, but you just couldn't help but assume you were correct, just like the person in the OP.

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

I think it's more fun to see people's creative answers and get a good chuckle.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

It is funny, just like the OP. Part of why it's funny is that people can be so wrong but assume they're right enough that they want to share with the world. I'm glad they do, but it's crazy to me.

[-] erin@piefed.blahaj.zone 46 points 11 hours ago

S is for Super, not small. Light, regular, super, etc. It's for flow, not for size.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

I always found "super" pretty funny.
"So how's your period flow?"
"Super!"
Kinda expect the next option to be "magnificent", "über" or something like that.

[-] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 8 points 6 hours ago

Is it an american thing? Pretty sure in Australia it's "heavy".

Super would be weird, as you say.

[-] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Super absorbancy or something along those lines.

It explains the absorber rather than the flow. I've mostly stared at pads my life, but it's the same wording

Just for context I'm Danish, so it's not just an American thing

[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

It's good we have you here. Your ability to use context clues really came in clutch. Don't have to worry about finding someone who uses these alien devices to explain them.

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 hours ago

I kind of needed it cause i never hear "regular" as a size, only "medium", so i was hung up on the R

[-] erin@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 11 hours ago

It is incorrect. Light, regular, super, not large, regular, small.

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[-] halfapage@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago

one screws in clockwise and another anticlockwise

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 12 hours ago

Which one to use depends on which hemisphere you were born, of course.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 7 hours ago

I believe in this context it's femisphere

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 11 hours ago

And the phase of the moon.

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