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Should’ve went to law school buddy
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I don't think that's going to go the way you think it will. Exhibit A: Freeing the Genie
If I recall, that particular genie actually pretty much granted the wishes as they were intended, did he not?
With warnings and advice on how to make better wishes, yes. But it was only because he liked the person making the wishes.
(And yeah, hostile genies are too terrifying for a children's movie.)
I just went to the Legal Department of my Wizard's College, and paid them 5000 gold to craft perfectly worded wishes. I don't recommend it, they're all on fire and smell of sulfur, but they are great lawyers
I'm sure the Unseen University would have a reality altering war amongst the faculty just to figure out what wishes to ask the genie for.
Well I was already capable of casting wish, so there wasn't a Genie involved
>wish for a billion doll hairs
>Genie smugly gives me a billion dollars
>trollface.webp
And then he fucks the genie in the ass haha
Genies don't have buttholes
Relevant for once lol https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3Y4lwf6h8U8
But you can just wish for a lawyer!
Or just use the genie as a wish auditor
Hey, I like how you think!
First wish: give my wife twice what I wish for.
Second wish: beat me half to death.
Third wish: profit
First wish: kill my wife
Have 2 wishes left
Double profit incoming
That's from the Simpson's. Episode with the wife/husband swap.
No you are
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