Yeah, I pass one once a day, but the white house seems to not have the ability to flush them faster than they can make them.

May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs her toe on the front of the toilet; just heard enough to make her feel defeated and lose her restraint on the steam that begins before she's properly sat down so that she sits on her own pee that also drips into her underwear. Finally, may her efforts to clean up wake her up too much so that she only manages to fall back asleep 10 minutes before her alarm goes off.

Oh sorry, no thank you, I've been shaking too many hands lately, you know how it is fellow world leader

Have you seen the way he shakes hands? It's bordering on assault. Still a bullshit claim, though.

I mean treason is punishable by death.

truly a poet of cursing

That was a roller-coaster of a read. At first I was like 'Hell yeah! This needs to be set to music and performed as an opera.' But it just kept going on and on without really making any point other than 'she sucks'. I bailed about two thirds in. Brevity is the soul of wit, people!

Poetry

she married a ghoul, a guy that is more than 2.5times her senior.

I wish it was strong Kool aid, then hopefully they'd actually die

Yes, he has a type for ivanka-look alike, i think it was discussed in other articles.

Well, according to their legends their God genocided virtually all life on the planet because after creating humans with free will and independent minds so that they could think and decide what seemed best on their own, they didn't all decide to spend all their time adoring him and did some things he wasn't fond of.

Like all abusers he then blamed his surviving victims for making him do that, and promised that if they changed and loved only him and did only the things he approves of and begged for his forgiveness for anything he didn't like, he would buy them eternal bliss.

Again like all abusers he also said that if they failed to dedicate their lives to doing the things that would make him happy so he treats them well, they'd be forcing him to condemn them to a literal eternity of unimaginable suffering.

Do we really have to ask how so many who proclaim to be Christian do so many terrible things and listen to the "preaching" of clearly hateful men?

Why? The Trump administration represents true Christian values more than any other president - greed, hypocrisy, exploitation of the stupid, pedophilia, etc.

Many of them consider him a literal prophet, sent by God to lead America into our White Christian Nationalist future. When he is out, you can expect them to pivot to him being an actual God-anointed living prophet, and you can't put a prophet in prison.

But they can collect as much money as they want, from whomever they want, and they can get tax-exempt status, and not explain their revenues to the IRS, or anyone else. It's the perfect set-up for a money launderer.

they arnt seeing how her cross gets larger everytime she needs to lie.

You take that back Miss Piggy is an empress.

Cunt….. you can say it. She’s a cunt. Every single person that works for that administration is a cunt

Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.